monday motivation: if you quit your job then today basically becomes friday

 https://t.co/FTTCPoD3so

who wore it better https://t.co/2FBPBRDs4N

if a centaur had a dick, where would it be? https://t.co/iExznac7xa

seeing a lot of simone biles criticism from people who take the afternoon off if they eat a big lunch

This week on The Show Next Door with Randall Park, Randall and comedian Paul F. Tompkins agree that “it’s always nice to see a turtle,” and NBA player Nick Young saw his whole life unfold in a dream. Enjoy the episode on @TheRokuChannel #ad @makersmark 
https://t.co/TWkrEgy2BP

when my boss asks me to do the bare minimum expected for my position https://t.co/YM67mA1Mto

COP: do you know how fast you were going

ME: that’s protected by HIPAA

RT @FallonTonight: “They kind of made fun of me a little bit.”

Fred Armisen remembers The Clash making fun of one of his past @funnyordie bits #FallonTonight https://t.co/WMIEDWlcXm

almost there https://t.co/yOQZkMCoqz

"can you give me a ride to the airpor-" https://t.co/yOBIjtirYg

no one:

sizzling fajitas: https://t.co/LmUEKdBae2

when i drop my phone and it doesn’t crack https://t.co/cNFexrOZFr

On this episode of The Show Next Door, Randall Park learns about the importance of SEO search terms from comedian and writer @ginayashere, and NFL Hall of Famer @terrellowens talks about candles. Stream this episode on @TheRokuChannel. @makersmark #ad
https://t.co/TkUwpxVD80

On today’s The Show Next Door, Randall Park learns about the importance of SEO search terms from comedian and writer @ginayashere, and NFL Hall of Famer @terrellowens talks about candles. Stream this episode and more on @TheRokuChannel. @makersmark #ad https://t.co/dqenHrtcxH

if any non-rich people want to go to space for 10 minutes i know a pretty good brownie recipe

me before weed // me after weed https://t.co/26hsvm8gxr

monday playlist just dropped https://t.co/u6Qf3n5pKN

me watching space jam vs me watching space jam 2 https://t.co/L8HOpLkQo0

when they added letters in math class https://t.co/32MuvziEOQ