“Hey, I love your curves”
My curves: https://t.co/eZBRRDM2rf

decoy tactics https://t.co/3bCJH5SlPb

Reasons to date me: 
1. No one will try to steal me from you 
2. Sometimes I’m funny
3. Please… https://t.co/n4LNUsOtGa

just like me fr

 @Cotsumet https://t.co/qjGpsDgdWr

more more more more and more https://t.co/ha6rPN6oMJ

Me realizing I'm an NPC in all my customers lives https://t.co/gjrOCqssIR

h*ck off https://t.co/4ZwlcaQ3FA

When she finally replies after 7 hours https://t.co/OCYdd1x3IC

meow-sic to my ears

 @moshinuko https://t.co/HS3OyNmrtq

no touch, only watch

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How to give your cat a pill https://t.co/wlBvd6VAsI

him: badass
me: back pain 

#JohnWick https://t.co/4VBwYTR6v6

when you fart in the bed https://t.co/fSWfu4vEXP

when you get home past curfew https://t.co/IQGwIecmOa

When your arm really itches but you can’t find the exact spot to scratch it https://t.co/16H8gvUd80

chaos hopping

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The pressure

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the tattoo that moves

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When you finally figure out how to fix the printer and become the office hero https://t.co/f4kLbDcf4g

Tell me you are a tech lover without telling me. 
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